Use Your Phone To Get Beer

March 30, 2012 10:00 am

You already know that you can buy anyone a Finnegans from across town or across the country with the Beer It Forward app. I bet your friends really appreciated all those Blonde Ales you remotely bought for them. I think you deserve a cold one yourself. Unfortunately, you can’t Beer It Forward to yourself, because that […]

You already know that you can buy anyone a Finnegans from across town or across the country with the Beer It Forward app. I bet your friends really appreciated all those Blonde Ales you remotely bought for them. I think you deserve a cold one yourself. Unfortunately, you can’t Beer It Forward to yourself, because that would be more like beering it backwards. Or, maybe just beering it. Whatever. You can stop worrying about this semantic quandary we’ve fallen into, because there’s a brand new Finnegans app designed to get a pint Finnegans in your hand ASAP.

No, it doesn’t turn your iPhone into a tap. We’re working on that. But it does the next best thing: it directs you to the nearest Finnegans tap, bursting at the spigot with tasty, altruistic goodness. The app will locate the closest bar with Finnegans on tap, or the nearest Liquor store with Blonde Ale and Irish Amber on stock.

Getting a freshly poured glass of Finnegans is now as easy as losing at Angry Birds. And if you have to prove to your friends that you are indeed practicing Barstool Philanthropy, just give your phone a shake with the app open, and you’ll be regaled with fun facts about about the Finnegans charitable business model, making it that much easier for you to drink good beer in good conscience.

Here’s to doing good,

Matt Beachey

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